30. Female: O yea I'm pregnant and its yours
Male: Bitch this our first time
29. *slap male on back of neck* Boy you garbage
28. Girl I feel like I'm throwin a tick tack down a hallway
27. Aww look at the little fella
26. I'm about to CUM!!! (as soon as it gets in)
25. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
24. You wanted me to use a condom
23. How cute... Peach fuzz!
22. Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
21. Your "happy trail" leds to saddness.
20. Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
19. Your best friend does it much better.
18. This SUCKS!!
17. You look better in the dark!!
16. Do I have to call you tomorrow?
15. You've gotta be kidding me??
14. Are you awake?
13. What?...Its a race..right?
12. Are you done already?
11. Is that as big as it gets?
10. Are you in yet?
9. Male: Are you a virgin?
Female: Wrong hole fool!
8. Is that smell coming from you?
7. I gotta use the bathroom!
6. Did you come yet?
5. I'm bored!
4. Aww shit! I forgot to call my momma!
3. Female: Go deeper!
Male: I'm as deep as I can go.
2. Calling out the wrong name.
1. Your almost as good as my ex!!
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