thats a hard one
Sunday, July 25, 2010
What Would You Do If You Had 24 Hours To Live?
Call all my family and friends and tell them how much i love them and appreciate them being in my life
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Have you ever returned an item to a store for a refund after having used it?
no
wait
does dog food count? lmfaooo
If u could have any1 locked in a room so that u could torment them for a day, whom would u choose, and how would you torment them?
This question is weird as fuq homeboy
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Hola coca-cola, is it fun being awesome?
LMFAOOO
You are a mess!
btw its extremely fun being AWESOME!
you know that
Friday, May 7, 2010
Well open mouths don't get fed either! I been tryin to eat that and you ain't with it! Jus let me get a lil bite!
Sorry this box belongs to my man
Saturday, April 24, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Friday, April 2, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Day 6
Without you
I'm miserable!
It feels like you've been gone forever!
I expected to miss you
but I never thought it would hurt this much
I feel empty with0ut you!
I'm missing our conversations, the laughter we share, our chill moments,
our moments meant only for lovers, the warmth of your body in the bed
I miss the scent of you, I miss your laugh, I miss hearing you snore randomly throughout the night
I miss holding your jaw at random times throughout your sleep
I miss hearing your voice, looking into your eyes, rubbing your face
I miss kissing you, I miss you
I miss you so much that there are not enough words in the universe to express how I'm feeling!
But I have to admit
Admit that I'm scared
Scared that because I miss you
and love you
with all of me
that you'll leave me.
Everything I love
I lose
And losing you would be like losing my heart
Without the heart there is no life!
I'm miserable!
It feels like you've been gone forever!
I expected to miss you
but I never thought it would hurt this much
I feel empty with0ut you!
I'm missing our conversations, the laughter we share, our chill moments,
our moments meant only for lovers, the warmth of your body in the bed
I miss the scent of you, I miss your laugh, I miss hearing you snore randomly throughout the night
I miss holding your jaw at random times throughout your sleep
I miss hearing your voice, looking into your eyes, rubbing your face
I miss kissing you, I miss you
I miss you so much that there are not enough words in the universe to express how I'm feeling!
But I have to admit
Admit that I'm scared
Scared that because I miss you
and love you
with all of me
that you'll leave me.
Everything I love
I lose
And losing you would be like losing my heart
Without the heart there is no life!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Lovin Me Some Him
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
Sunlight to my cloudy days
Spotlight on my black stage
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
Got me feelin crazy and sane
but I'm not crazy insane
type of brotha that can come and take the pain away
even on the rainy days
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
perfect in every which way
the love that we have I KNOW it's here to stay
the divine scent of your naturalism
takes me on a ride so high
.....a ride so high
A ride so high that it takes my breath away
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
How is it that a woman like me could fall for a man so deep that it feels like my feet are planted beneath?!
I don't know
but
I do know
that
I love me some him!
Sunlight to my cloudy days
Spotlight on my black stage
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
Got me feelin crazy and sane
but I'm not crazy insane
type of brotha that can come and take the pain away
even on the rainy days
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
perfect in every which way
the love that we have I KNOW it's here to stay
the divine scent of your naturalism
takes me on a ride so high
.....a ride so high
A ride so high that it takes my breath away
Boy ol Boy do I love me some him
How is it that a woman like me could fall for a man so deep that it feels like my feet are planted beneath?!
I don't know
but
I do know
that
I love me some him!
Beyonce Pregnancy
So I've noticed everyone has been going out of their mind bananas over this whole Beyonce being pregnant thing. Personally I don't see why it matters to anyone when she has a baby...this is the second or third time that the media has said she is "pregnant"
I think people just need to mind there own business, if she is in fact pregnant, just leave her and her husband be! DAYUM
I think people just need to mind there own business, if she is in fact pregnant, just leave her and her husband be! DAYUM
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Top 30 things that should NEVER be said during SEX
30. Female: O yea I'm pregnant and its yours
Male: Bitch this our first time
29. *slap male on back of neck* Boy you garbage
28. Girl I feel like I'm throwin a tick tack down a hallway
27. Aww look at the little fella
26. I'm about to CUM!!! (as soon as it gets in)
25. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
24. You wanted me to use a condom
23. How cute... Peach fuzz!
22. Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
21. Your "happy trail" leds to saddness.
20. Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
19. Your best friend does it much better.
18. This SUCKS!!
17. You look better in the dark!!
16. Do I have to call you tomorrow?
15. You've gotta be kidding me??
14. Are you awake?
13. What?...Its a race..right?
12. Are you done already?
11. Is that as big as it gets?
10. Are you in yet?
9. Male: Are you a virgin?
Female: Wrong hole fool!
8. Is that smell coming from you?
7. I gotta use the bathroom!
6. Did you come yet?
5. I'm bored!
4. Aww shit! I forgot to call my momma!
3. Female: Go deeper!
Male: I'm as deep as I can go.
2. Calling out the wrong name.
1. Your almost as good as my ex!!
Male: Bitch this our first time
29. *slap male on back of neck* Boy you garbage
28. Girl I feel like I'm throwin a tick tack down a hallway
27. Aww look at the little fella
26. I'm about to CUM!!! (as soon as it gets in)
25. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
24. You wanted me to use a condom
23. How cute... Peach fuzz!
22. Of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
21. Your "happy trail" leds to saddness.
20. Stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
19. Your best friend does it much better.
18. This SUCKS!!
17. You look better in the dark!!
16. Do I have to call you tomorrow?
15. You've gotta be kidding me??
14. Are you awake?
13. What?...Its a race..right?
12. Are you done already?
11. Is that as big as it gets?
10. Are you in yet?
9. Male: Are you a virgin?
Female: Wrong hole fool!
8. Is that smell coming from you?
7. I gotta use the bathroom!
6. Did you come yet?
5. I'm bored!
4. Aww shit! I forgot to call my momma!
3. Female: Go deeper!
Male: I'm as deep as I can go.
2. Calling out the wrong name.
1. Your almost as good as my ex!!
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
I TRIPLE Dog Dare YOU
Now for some entertainment
Remember back...
Before the Internet or Textmessaging...
Before Sidekicks & Ipods
Before Playstation2 or X-BOX
Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...
When you rented VHS taps.. not DVDs
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing...
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie...
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our WALKMANS!!!
***Way back...
Tag
Hide-N-Go Seek at dusk!
Red light, Green light!
Heads up 7 up!
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch!
Slip-n-Slides
Tree Houses
Mother May I?
Red Rover
Four square
Hula Hoops
the annoying nanopets and furbs
Playing Street Hockey with the neighborhood friends
Running through the sprinklers
Happy Meals where u chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car
***Wait...
....Watchin` Saturday Morning cartoons in your PJ`s still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter...
...Hey Arnold, Doug, RUGRATS!
Gullah Gullah Island
The ORIGINAL Power Rangers!
Or what about...
Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!
The Secret Life of Alex Mac!
Ren and Stimpy
Global Guts!!
Double Dare!!!
Rocko`sModern Life!
AAAHH!! Real Monsters!!!
Hey Dude
Wild & Crazy Kids!
Klarissa explainsit all!
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK!
The Original `All That` Cast Members!
Pete and Pete!
My Brother and Me!!
Kenan and Kel!!! lol (who loves orange soda)
SALUTE YOUR SHORTSS
Who could forget Snick?! & Nick at Nite! with
Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, facts of life & I LOVE LUCY!!!
Where every1 wanted to be in love after watching THE WONDER YEARS!
***Not finished yet...
Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes
Wearing your new shoes on the first day ofschool
Class Field Trips
When Christmas time was the most EXCITING time of the year!
When nearly everyone`s mom was at home when the kids got there.
When getting high was swinging on the swingset
When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds, for dinner...EVERYDAY.
When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"
***Go back to the time when...
WAY bac like bac when every body had those big plastic pacifiers in every color and glow sticks was cool
nobody had cable & people watched THE BOX on channel 25 & called & paid to watch music videos!!!!
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
It wasn`t odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
The chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery....
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
When someone made u mad u would tell them you weregoing to sue them
Nobody was prettier than Mom
Nobody was cooler than Dad
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people"rides at the fair...
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When ninja turtles ruled the world.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED IN THE 90`s!!!
Remember back...
Before the Internet or Textmessaging...
Before Sidekicks & Ipods
Before Playstation2 or X-BOX
Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night...
When you rented VHS taps.. not DVDs
When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing...
When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie...
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our WALKMANS!!!
***Way back...
Tag
Hide-N-Go Seek at dusk!
Red light, Green light!
Heads up 7 up!
Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch!
Slip-n-Slides
Tree Houses
Mother May I?
Red Rover
Four square
Hula Hoops
the annoying nanopets and furbs
Playing Street Hockey with the neighborhood friends
Running through the sprinklers
Happy Meals where u chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car
***Wait...
....Watchin` Saturday Morning cartoons in your PJ`s still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter...
...Hey Arnold, Doug, RUGRATS!
Gullah Gullah Island
The ORIGINAL Power Rangers!
Or what about...
Legends of the Hidden Temple!!!
The Secret Life of Alex Mac!
Ren and Stimpy
Global Guts!!
Double Dare!!!
Rocko`sModern Life!
AAAHH!! Real Monsters!!!
Hey Dude
Wild & Crazy Kids!
Klarissa explainsit all!
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK!
The Original `All That` Cast Members!
Pete and Pete!
My Brother and Me!!
Kenan and Kel!!! lol (who loves orange soda)
SALUTE YOUR SHORTSS
Who could forget Snick?! & Nick at Nite! with
Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, facts of life & I LOVE LUCY!!!
Where every1 wanted to be in love after watching THE WONDER YEARS!
***Not finished yet...
Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer
Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars or spokes
Wearing your new shoes on the first day ofschool
Class Field Trips
When Christmas time was the most EXCITING time of the year!
When nearly everyone`s mom was at home when the kids got there.
When getting high was swinging on the swingset
When $5 seemed like a million, and another dollar a Miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds, for dinner...EVERYDAY.
When Toys r Us overuled the "mall"
***Go back to the time when...
WAY bac like bac when every body had those big plastic pacifiers in every color and glow sticks was cool
nobody had cable & people watched THE BOX on channel 25 & called & paid to watch music videos!!!!
Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over!"
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "monopoly"
It wasn`t odd to have two or three "best" friends.
Being old, referred to anyone over 20.
The chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery....
The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.
When someone made u mad u would tell them you weregoing to sue them
Nobody was prettier than Mom
Nobody was cooler than Dad
Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better
It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people"rides at the fair...
Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When ninja turtles ruled the world.
If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED IN THE 90`s!!!
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